Grew up... on Long Island, New York.

Nickname... is Thrillhouse for no particular reason.

Will kick... Caleb's ass at Mario Kart, don't play yourself.

Believer... in semantic HTML, Linux, and VIM!

I am not... a number, I'm a free man!

Can't live without... my vital organs, without them I'd be nothing.

If I had to be on a reality show... it would be Prime Minister's Questions on C-SPAN.

People say... I’m bad at filling out bios.

I can't stand... when the ceiling is too low.

I Wish... I was a baller.

Favorite breakfast cereal is... French Toast Crunch (RIP).

I love... disco.

When I’m not at work, I can be found... surfing Reddit or fixing up my VimRC file.

I’m a wannabe DJ.

My favorite things to play on Bagel are Top 40's hip-hop tracks.

I always beat Brett at ping-pong.

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