Grew up in...Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania - home of Joe Namath and factory closings.

Nickname (was)... Styles, in high school, because I was "the guy that would do crazy stuff like surf on the roof of a moving van."

Will kick your ass at...eating chicken wings.

Believer in...magical spells, because they don't work if you don't believe in them.

I am not...you aren't? That's nice to hear.

Can't live without...pizza, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Troll 2, chocolate chip cookies, Infinity Gauntlet #4.

If I had to be on a reality show it would be...16 and Pregnant.

People say I’m...a great time.

Absolutely won’t eat...sorry, gotta stop you there; these words don't exist in my vocabulary in this order.

I can't stand...that's sad. Then you should sit.

Wish I could...be Spider-Man.

Favorite breakfast cereal is...either Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Honey Nut Cheerios.

I love...everything. There's something redeeming in anything; let's try to focus on that.

When I’m not at work, I can be found...doing stand-up or improv all around NYC, or working on my sketch podcast - www.lefthandedradio.com

I’m a wannabe...well then you really wanna zigga zig ah, don't you?

I always...win.